I was deep in prayer after reading Mosiah 27 from the Book of Mormon. I decided to go pray. On the drive, I passed the temple of the modern LDS Church.

When I got to the national forest, I started wondering if I could get a signal to Jesus through the thick trees.

But after reflecting on it for a moment, I realized—they were antennas. So I found five of them real close and knelt in the center. Just as I began pouring my heart out to God, a huge black bear came crashing down from one of the trees.

🐻 Bear Attack and a Question for the Ages

“Is Joseph Smith a Prophet?”

In total horror, I realized I hadn’t brought my 10mm pistol I usually carry in the woods. With no other options—and my arm already in the bear’s jaws—I cried out, “Is Joseph Smith a prophet?”

Blood gushed from my arm. Everything began to go black.

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👻 Joseph Smith Appears—With Wives

But just as my spirit was about to leave my body, a man stood in the tree above me. At first, I thought he was bracing himself between two branches—but no. He was standing mid-air.

I immediately recognized him: Joseph Smith.

“Brother Joseph,” I said weakly, “I don’t have any wives.”

He raised an eyebrow. “I just saved you from a bear attack, and you’re worried about wives?”

“Joseph,” I said, “you died after the wives. I almost died before and really appreciate the help.”

I looked down. My arm was completely healed. Celestial fire flowed from Joseph. I felt like I had all the strength in the world.

👰 Emma, Eliza, and Fanny: The Holy Trinity of Polygamy

“Joseph,” I said, “some people don’t believe in you anymore. There are so many factions of fundamentalism claiming authority, and the modern LDS Church feels like a business. Joseph… which of all the churches is true?”

Suddenly, Emma Smith appeared at his right side, embracing him. Then Eliza R. Snow joined him on the left, casually writing a new hymn in her notepad.

But just as I was recovering from the shock of these two stunning women flanking Brother Joseph, I noticed Fanny Alger peeking over his right shoulder. She seemed shy, but gave me a slight smile and kissed Joseph on the neck.

Joseph looked at me and answered my question.

“None of the churches are true. Mainstream LDS doesn’t live polygamy. And the polygamists don’t have enough wives. They are all an abomination in my sight.”

His chest was bare. From a gold chain hung a small stone. Emma and Eliza wore the most glorious clothing I had ever seen.

Emma’s robe clasped just over her breasts, leaving the chest slightly exposed, and her dress flowed just past her knees.

Eliza was adorned like a poet. Her form moved with an elegance I’ve never seen or imagined. She wore two golden earrings, and her eyes poured out a feminine river of affectionate beauty. Her chest had the shape of an AI-generated model, but her poet’s top made it almost evil to behold. Her skirt was short—ten inches, max.

📜 Which Church Is True? Joseph Gives the Real Answer

Joseph shook his head. “They don’t even use the word Mormon anymore. I died for that word, and they’re embarrassed by it. Tell the President he might live to a hundred, but after that—I’m beating him behind the barn.”

Joseph kept talking, but I got distracted by Fanny Alger for about 30 seconds.

It started when I saw her legs behind Joseph’s. They were jaw-droppingly shaped, and though I could only see a little below her waist—along with her face and arms—she appeared to be entirely exposed, using Joseph as a shield.

“I would’ve started polygamy too if I saw her,” I joked.

Emma looked away. Eliza stared at Joseph. Fanny teasingly lifted herself above Joseph’s shoulder in a bold flash of boobery.

“Yeah,” Joseph said with a grin, “you should see some of the others. You definitely want in on this polygamy doctrine.”

💬 The Final Words of Joseph Smith

As the vision drew to a close, weakness overcame me. Joseph turned and said:

“Brother Jaden, God be with you in founding this new church. Call upon Jesus always. And if He can’t make it, I’ll see what I can do.”

Fanny left while Joseph was telling me Missouri jail stories. Emma faded away during a discussion of the fight in Nauvoo.

Eliza stayed until the end. Joseph winked at her and turned to me:

“Monogamy could work at times.”

“To be fair,” I said, “anything’s better than being single.”

🥊 Bear Fight, Gold Plates, and What’s Next

I then picked up the gold plates and put them in a box with a solid lock and key. When I looked up, Joseph was gone.

The bear rushed me again—trying to steal the plates—but I held them in one arm and knocked it out with my bare knuckles.

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