Author: Jaden Jeffs

  • I Can’t Love What I Can’t Grasp

    I Can’t Love What I Can’t Grasp

    I watched this guy staring at a woman’s big boobs the other day. No shame, just a pure stare. Life draws us in towards some things. Like a magnet that brings you closer and closer to the North Pole. We all experience gravity, take it for granted, and even complain…

  • The Red Cliffs, a 12-Year-Old Bride, and How ‘Normal’ Becomes Religious Psychosis

    The Red Cliffs, a 12-Year-Old Bride, and How ‘Normal’ Becomes Religious Psychosis

    (this article was published 1 month after Substack. Subscribe here to get updates weekly!) It’s 1950. The red cliffs of Arizona and Utah protect a small community where men have more than one wife. The sand doesn’t grow tomatoes well. Cucumbers wither. Big turnips grow like weeds. The schoolhouse is…

  • Becoming Human after Child Slavery

    Becoming Human after Child Slavery

    O darlin little lady. You love your coffee. Old men sit on their porches and enjoy the morning sun. Then there’s that young couple who make 500k a year. While I’m busting my balls 12 hours a day, I see them flying out to Fiji to enjoy good food and…

  • The Wicked Evils Of Morality

    The Wicked Evils Of Morality

    Fuck morality. I love saying that straight into your half deaf ears. I cannot see myself as someone who is not the best. And if you are cooler, richer, funnier, then fine, I am more moral. So fuck you. Morality is nothing more than a justification for tyranny. It allows…

  • The Insanity of Belief: Religion, the Void, and Jesus Christ

    The Insanity of Belief: Religion, the Void, and Jesus Christ

    Religion is not just a belief system. It is a shared agreement about reality. About two thousand years ago, a little less, Jesus Christ was dying on the cross. He said, “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me.” Time itself changed. We still sit here now, doing our…

  • Armageddon: The Battle Of Men vs Women

    Armageddon: The Battle Of Men vs Women

    One thing we all love: war. And war we will have. So much for sweethearts. Oh, the love we could have if… if men were not so demanding. Or women were not so emotional. Being a man isn’t easy. So I figured being a woman must be. That was my…

  • Religion Is Dying. But Something Much Greater Is Waking Up

    Religion Is Dying. But Something Much Greater Is Waking Up

    A call for humanity to rise beyond the God of yesterday and step into our own power. In order to truly know that you are following the correct path, you have to consider the possibility that you are wrong. And in order to consider the possibility that you are wrong,…

  • Break Me So I Can Breathe Again

    Break Me So I Can Breathe Again

    It hurts to heal. And there’s one emotional pull that ohhh I just have to have. That feeling of someone I love just ignoring me to the point of full rejection. And when I get it, I’m finally at peace again. I need max emotional pain. Make it hard. I…

  • How Warren Jeffs Controlled All 79 of His Wives

    How Warren Jeffs Controlled All 79 of His Wives

    I’m one of Warren Jeffs’ sons, not his wife. But I might understand as well as anyone how dad controlled a massive family. Most men struggle to keep one wife around—maybe because they’re boring. But Warren Jeffs was boring too, at least if you were his 57th wife doing laundry…

  • Give the Devil (and God) a Fair Shot

    Give the Devil (and God) a Fair Shot

    I jolted my steering wheel while waking up and barely missed a crash earlier this year. But I wasn’t waking up—I’d gotten lost in a trance, looping logic about whether God exists. My mind has almost broken at times thinking about it. Then I take a few months off and…