Author: Jaden Jeffs

  • To The Faithful FLDS Parents (Your children!!)

    To The Faithful FLDS Parents (Your children!!)

    (This does not apply to FLDS parents who have helped their children even though they disagreed with them. It applies to the more faithful, devout parents—you know who you are. Thank you, Mother, for trying to help and understand your children! The family thinks you are bad now, and I…

  • The Truth About Joseph Smith

    The Truth About Joseph Smith

    Joseph Smith was controversial in his time, and he remains so today. I spent the first 22 years of my life without a shadow of doubt that he was a Prophet, a messenger of God, and the most important man of his generation. Have I now changed my mind? As…

  • The Tyranny Of The Moral Mind

    The Tyranny Of The Moral Mind

    Strict moral systems are almost always used as a foundation for tyranny. And most the time, the tyrant cannot even see that their actions are from anger within, not the execution of a moral policy. If they knew it was from anger within, they would have to see themselves as…

  • How to Recruit Cult Members

    How to Recruit Cult Members

    Are you needing cult members? Or just don’t want to get caught up being a cult member? You came to the right spot! Check your deepest emotions. Isn’t there a part of you that craves being part of an elite group?Why do kids form cliques? Why do adults create friendships…

  • Prediction: The Future of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS

    Prediction: The Future of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS

    Who will take over the FLDS, and what kind of factions will form? Do you want to be the leader? After all, you shouldn’t leave anything to chance. This is my prediction of what will happen over the next 15 years in the FLDS communities. There’s only one way for…

  • The Truth About Mormon Theology: Stars, Planets, and Black Holes

    The Truth About Mormon Theology: Stars, Planets, and Black Holes

    I grew up with a strong faith in Mormon theology. And lately, I have been thinking about it a fair amount. So I decided to do some math and come up with some probabilities relating to the facts behind Mormon theology. First, let me make clear my current beliefs: I…

  • Are You Brainwashed? Here Is How To Tell

    Are You Brainwashed? Here Is How To Tell

    Yes. You are brainwashed. So am I. The question is to what extent? When Eve gave Adam the forbidden fruit, they simply became aware of a world beyond what they had ever envisioned. And in order for you to gain a level of understanding beyond what you currently have, you…

  • Death Sentence of Certainty: When Religion Stalls Our Growth

    Death Sentence of Certainty: When Religion Stalls Our Growth

    “Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.” – Napoleon Bonaparte. We think we have time. Yes many will die early. But us? We think we have 40 or 50 or 100 years. It is not that you don’t have 50 or 70 years. But…

  • Here Is The Truth About Your Grandma’s Tits

    Here Is The Truth About Your Grandma’s Tits

    They sag biggly. But not like your last girlfriends. (Disclaimer: Satire tits article incoming.) Funny how young saggy tits just can’t make it into your bloodline. My kids need something pretty! We want some shape dude. If your 20 and they sag too much then ya’ll are going to die…

  • The Truth About Depression And Therapists

    The Truth About Depression And Therapists

    Depression is the cause of suicide, overdoses, and a bunch of people frowning big as you walk into the grocery store. From a depressed persons mind the world is dark and embittering. Nothing goes their way. And like a self fulfilling prophecy, it gets worse and worse until it’s all…