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Here Is The Truth About Your Grandma’s Tits
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They sag biggly. But not like your last girlfriends. (Disclaimer: Satire tits article incoming.) Funny how young saggy tits just can’t make it into your bloodline. My kids need something pretty! We want some shape dude. If your 20 and they sag too much then ya’ll are going to die…
God Or Evolution? Here Is The Terrifying Truth
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I love God. At least if he is real. And I love humans. But are we a product of evolution or of God? What are we supposed to do in the 100 or less years we have on earth? Make money and advance civilization? I guess that couldn’t be a…