Jaden Jeffs

Category: Satire

  • Joseph Smith Appeared to Me. Here’s What He Said.

    Joseph Smith Appeared to Me. Here’s What He Said.

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    Jaden Jeffs

    I was deep in prayer after reading Mosiah 27 from the Book of Mormon. I decided to go pray. On the drive, I passed the temple of the modern LDS Church. When I got to the national forest, I started wondering if I could get a signal to Jesus through…

  • LDS Church Introduces ‘Thong Saturday’ to Combat Vitamin D Deficiency

    LDS Church Introduces ‘Thong Saturday’ to Combat Vitamin D Deficiency

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    Jaden Jeffs

    SALT LAKE CITY, UT – In a revelation that has left scholars, dermatologists, and a deeply confused Relief Society buzzing, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS) has officially announced “Thong Saturday”—a bold new initiative aimed at combating widespread Vitamin D deficiency among the Saints. The decision follows…

  • I Joined A New Religion! Here Is Why You Should Too

    I Joined A New Religion! Here Is Why You Should Too

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    Jaden Jeffs

    Did I really just join a new religion? I am so fresh out of a bunch of religious bullshit. So what on earth am I thinking?? A preacher knocked at my door. “My religion can really improve your life” he explained. “It has been a year or two since I…