Author: Jaden Jeffs

  • Prediction: The Future of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS

    Prediction: The Future of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS

    Who will take over the FLDS, and what kind of factions will form? Do you want to be the leader? After all, you shouldn’t leave anything to chance. This is my prediction of what will happen over the next 15 years in the FLDS communities. There’s only one way for…

  • The Truth About Mormon Theology: Stars, Planets, and Black Holes

    The Truth About Mormon Theology: Stars, Planets, and Black Holes

    I grew up with a strong faith in Mormon theology. And lately, I have been thinking about it a fair amount. So I decided to do some math and come up with some probabilities relating to the facts behind Mormon theology. First, let me make clear my current beliefs: I…

  • Are You Brainwashed. Here Is How To Tell

    Are You Brainwashed. Here Is How To Tell

    Yes. You are brainwashed. So am I. The question is to what extent? When Eve gave Adam the forbidden fruit, they simply became aware of a world beyond what they had ever envisioned. And in order for you to gain a level of understanding beyond what you currently have, you…

  • Death Sentence of Certainty: When Religion Stalls Our Growth

    Death Sentence of Certainty: When Religion Stalls Our Growth

    “Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.” – Napoleon Bonaparte. We think we have time. Yes many will die early. But us? We think we have 40 or 50 or 100 years. It is not that you don’t have 50 or 70 years. But…

  • Here Is The Truth About Your Grandma’s Tits

    Here Is The Truth About Your Grandma’s Tits

    They sag biggly. But not like your last girlfriends. (Disclaimer: Satire tits article incoming.) Funny how young saggy tits just can’t make it into your bloodline. My kids need something pretty! We want some shape dude. If your 20 and they sag too much then ya’ll are going to die…

  • The Truth About Depression And Therapists

    The Truth About Depression And Therapists

    Depression is the cause of suicide, overdoses, and a bunch of people frowning big as you walk into the grocery store. From a depressed persons mind the world is dark and embittering. Nothing goes their way. And like a self fulfilling prophecy, it gets worse and worse until it’s all…

  • Sex, Religion, And Justification: The Prophet And Polygamy

    Sex, Religion, And Justification: The Prophet And Polygamy

    Religion and sex. These two things are tied together in a web of morality and cannot be pulled apart. I think we can safely say that a portion of the definition of religion is the regulation of sex and sexual desires. We all have a dark side. And the less…

  • Dark Days: When Killing Seems Like The Answer

    Dark Days: When Killing Seems Like The Answer

    Man, sometimes I have dark feelings. And I know you do too. Love is good, but darkness is far more extreme. Love is blind and darkness more. Today I am going to talk about some personal struggles with darkness. Do you want to be a virgin forever or try out…

  • Dating Girls: Here Is What I Have Learned

    Dating Girls: Here Is What I Have Learned

    This is a wild one. God I hope this is an extremely inappropriate article lol.(That was sarcasm btw) Today I am writing what I have learned about girls since I left the FLDS, the crazy way I saw my first nude picture, and some other spicy things. You might be…

  • The Current State Of The FLDS: Who Is The Leader And Where Are They?

    The Current State Of The FLDS: Who Is The Leader And Where Are They?

    What is the current state of the FLDS today? Who is the leader? How many are left? And where are they? Today I am diving into all those questions! Last week I wrote about my childhood, check that out here! In an upcoming articles I will be predicting the future…